You may not have opened to an interesting page, but at least I am an interesting Paige. I'm still figuring out this thing call life. I like a lot of things, so a little bit of everything ends up here.
It’s hard bc I want a guy who buckles my seat belt and kisses my ouchies and calls me his baby girl… but is also okay with slapping me, spitting in my mouth, and fucking me unconscious so idk.
Scottish sculptor Rob Mulholland
creates creepy mirrored sculptures
out of acrylic glass that makes
them blend into their surroundings
until your perspective shifts and
they suddenly catch your eye. SourceSource 2
imagine getting lost in the woods and coming across these
on a scale of 1-10 how ready for death would you be
i didn’t know chaotic evil looked like someone’s dad from north dakota
ace!poison ivy au where some gross dude is like “asexual? so you’re like a plant lol” and she just looks at him with a completely straight expression and says “yes” and then one of her plants eats his head.
When a woman sends you a nude, that is the ultimate form a trust. She is trusting you with her most honest form, she trusting you not to expose her nudes on the web.
When she send you a nude, she trusting you not to show your homeboys the pics
When she sends you a nude, she trusting you not to expose her jus because ya’ll had a bad falling out.
I don’t care if she a hoe, tumblr thot, etc..if she sending YOU that nude, u cherish it nigga.
Yes this is gospel, under no circumstances do you leak a nude!🙌🏾👏🏾
Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.
1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.
First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.
2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.
It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.
3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.
Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.
If you need some cheering up, watch this video of my dad trying to get his jacket back from my stubborn cat😂
[Dad: Cookie… I’m pretty sure I left my jacket on the back of the chair, NOT in your bed. Cookie… can I have my jacket? Hmm? Can I have my jacket? C'mon. Here, let me have my jacket. Here, this is- this is my jacket, okay. Ah… myyy jacket. Cooookie, you’re not asleep. I KNOW you’re not asleep. This is my jacket. Y– *snickers* Here, here, llllet me have it. Pleeease? Can I have my jacket back? Please??? Little loaf–
Cookie: *meow of protest*
Dad: *laughing* Aw, c'mon, little loaf, give me my jacket!]
Your dad is the sweetest man alive. This genuinely did cheer me up a whole lot!
I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem